The English Rugby Union are making available a help-line for fans who are disappointed with their national team's recent performance. The help-line number is: 0800 10 10 10. That's 0800 won nothing won nothing won nothing!!
What's the difference between the England team and an arsonist? An arsonist wouldn't waste 17 matches.
Saddam Hussein has appeared on Iraqi TV this morning to quell rumours of his death in an explosion in Baghdad yesterday. To prove that the appearance was not pre-recorded, Saddam stated that he "watched the rugby on Saturday and England were rubbish." UK and US government officials have dismissed the report saying it could have happened any time over the last 2 years.
Andy Robinson takes the England Team out for a training run and first up he tells everyone to assume their normal position. So they all go and stand behind the goalposts and wait for the conversion.
Well they made me laugh!
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